OMG. Did you hear the news? Miley Cyrus has taken off her engagement ring from fiance Liam Hemsworth. PEOPLE! Do you know what this means?

Girlfriend might have been doing dishes before she went outside! Or, OMG, maybe she was playing with her dog and it fell off? OR, wait, no, maybe she took a shower and it dropped down the drain? Or the dog ate it? Or …

OK, so maybe Miley Cyrus took her ring off because Liam Hemsworth is really a jerk who cheated on her. But you see how long it took to get there?

There are plenty of reasons why a woman would walk out of her house without her engagement ring on, and yet the world has immediately jumped to “Miley and Liam are on the rocks.” This despite Miley herself insisting that the wedding is still on, and source close to her backing her up.

Is it possible that her hunky Hunger Games star fiance stepped out with January Jones? Of course. January hasn’t denied it. But I’ve gotta say it: that’s Miley’s problem. And if she says the wedding is on, then the wedding is G.D. on folks!

Can’t we live with that? Or do we somehow feel that because she’s been in our living rooms since she was knee high to a grasshopper that we know more about Miley Cyrus than she does?

That’s the problem with these child stars, isn’t it? We get the sense that we “know” them as kids, when we are smarter and more worldly than they are. So as they age, we can’t help but retain that feeling that we’re still the big people, and they’re still just little kids.

Granted, the world sticks its nose in the business of stars much older (just check out what Mila Kunis had to say recently about doing press for her new movie), but it seems to be on a different level with our kiddie stars.

Miley in particular has barely been able to let out a cough since she made it big as Hannah Montana without the world jumping in to ask if she has a cold.

So yeah, maybe Miley left her ring at home because she’s P.O’d at her jerk of a fiance. Or maybe she really just forgot. I’m a happily married woman, and I know I’ve forgotten my engagement and wedding rings both. Fortunately, I don’t have the whole world breathing down my neck when I do it.

All this brouhaha over a naked finger leaves us with only one conclusion: Miley Cyrus will never have a normal life, or a normal marriage for that matter.

If we’re this worked up about an engagement ring, can you just imagine what would happen if she, gasp, dropped her wedding ring in the shower?

What do you make of the to-do over whether Miley Cyrus will say I do?